A Christmas Story

Once upon a time there was a bald man. This bald man was an early riser and a fan of pre-school musicals. He would attend Thanksgiving and other various holiday performances. One year the bald man was leaving a lovely Christmas sing along performance when he was run over by a fat man in a sleigh. Ho Ho Ho chrome dome...next time find a seat in the back row.

The End.

This Christmas story may or may not have happened and may or may not happen in the future. The names have been changed to protect the bald, but the sing along is true. The next time we video a school performance so help me if Costanza is in the row in front of me...wait...I mean...your honor...I plead the 5th. Merry Christmas :)