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Thursday, July 19, 2007

Everything's so GREEEEN...

Well...3 weeks in and we finally have grass. This is a hybrid. This is a cross, ah, of Bluegrass, Kentucky Bluegrass, Featherbed Bent, and Northern California Sensemilia. The amazing stuff about this is, that you can play 36 holes on it in the afternoon, take it home and just get stoned to the bejeezus...a Carl Spackler special. The last piece to the backyard will be deck constuction which could start at any minute. I always find it amazing when I'm trying to give people money to perform a service and they refuse to acknowledge me. I always feel like saying "the hell with it" but then they finally call and give me that glimmer of hope...and for a split second I believe again. I think..."yes...here's my money...please take it sir...I would be happy to continue to get ignored with the hope that someday I'll come home and you'll actually be there working." But until then...I'll continue to stew about it...someday I'll unleash the fury, but rest easy...it won't be tonight.

On a side note...I just want the good people of NY to know that our government won't stop until they find the son of a b*tch terrorist who constructed that steam pipe that exploded. As a homeowner with a few leaks of my own to deal with...I'm prepared to blame terrorists for faulty welding and shoddy PVC. I knew Osama was training pilots and fighters, but plumbers? I would immediately ban plummer's crack from NYC (which probably should have been done years ago) but now that there's a terror threat...put it on the ballot. Not to mention the benefit on NYC's carbon footprint as a result all the methane gas that will now be contained instead of released in to the atmosphere...I see upside all around.

Sorry...I took these through the window screen...but you get the idea





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